A few facts about oil

Nice lesson in truth in advertising in today's “Der Bund”

There's an advert, printed in blue, which pollutes the whole page with its colour. The text of the advert: “Some facts about oil, for a change”. So… possible interpretations: “Oil pollutes far beyond expectations”, “Pollution doesn't stop at borders”, “Oil pollutes more than the industry has paid for”… I'm open for additional suggestions…

No! Don't!

Right, that's my last tour of duty in the Swiss army over and done with. I'm not going to lose more words than necessary on this: it was by far the worst I had, and that's with an adjusted idiocy-threshold.

One thing that did disturb me though ist a label I saw on a box we used to put up one of our antennas. What on earth is this used for… no… don't answer that. I honestly don't want to know.

You know it's Monday morning when you're driving into the sunrise and think “why does this idiot not turn down his headlights?”… Not that this would happen to me… erm…

This sentence on my Google front page managed to confuse me until I read the corresponding article:

Ban cements lead in UN race

A couple of the weirder improbable interpretations going through my head at the time:

• Certain glues are banned - and attain a favourable ranking - in an UN motorsport event?
• Glue containing heavy metal is banned in an UN motorsport event?
• Heavy metal is firmly established in an UN motorsport event due to some ban?

Need to stop here, head spinning. Having a closer look at the sentence, there's only two words (in and UN) that aren't ambiguous enough to confuse.